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I finished reading 'Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire' yesterday, and it has disturbed greatly!!!

Firstly, nobody warned me that this book didn't have a happy ending, and, I don't like books or films or anything that don't have happy endings!!! Secondly, I have my suspicions that Dumbledore is really a supporter of Voldemort, and that Snape knows & that's why he's allowed to teach at Hogwarts.

As you can see, my trust levels have gone so far down that I'm even suspecting nice characters in a fictional book of really being evil.

I need my head read. Seriously.

Monday, August 14, 2000 11:20 a.m.


There are two new entries in my lovely, self-absorbed journal.

If you would like the password to my lovely self-absorbed journal, please email me, putting in the subject line "I would like the password to your lovely, self-absorbed journal", and I will be happy to oblige.

Monday, August 14, 2000 11:16 a.m.


I have a journal online again. A proper journal, which contains extracts from my paper journal and me whinging on and on and shit like that.

I found a way to password protect it, so I feel a lot better about keeping it online than I did before. If you would like the URL, and password, then email me and I will most probably grant you access - as long as you grovel enough, hee hee!

Friday, August 11, 2000 10:58 a.m.


So, my wonderful, wonderful family have returned. Dammit.

It was the salad that was going off. Which is really quite unfortunate, since I have eaten it every day and not noticed at all.

I really am Not Quite All There. Shit.

Friday, August 11, 2000 10:57 a.m.

You See! You See!
He's nice really and is making up stories because he's insecure! He's not really evil. Honest!

Wednesday, August 9, 2000 11:04 a.m.


My family is returning from a two week holiday on Thursday. Some of you may know why this doesn't exactly fill me with glee. However, I have managed to salvage some good things which will come out of their return:
1) Something has been going off in the fridge since they left, &, try as me & my helpful friends might, we can't seem to discover what it is. Which is really a pain, as it smells very very bad and it's getting quite nauseating in there now.
2) I spilt petrol all over my clothes and I don't know how to get it out, but my mummy will, because she has expert stain removing skills!
3) I am sick of filling up the car with petrol all the time, because I spill it all over my clothes! (see above)
4) I seem to have spent all of my money buying things for animals and, love them though I do, I am getting rather tired of constantly buying food for them & I think they are getting rather tired of my choices of food
5) The window cleaners seem to be paying far too many visits to this house & they're making me a little nervous
6) I think my sister may agree with me about Nick from the Big Brother being nice really

It's not much, but it makes their coming home a bit easier, you know?!!

Tuesday, August 8, 2000 06:04 p.m.

Big Brother
I am very, very, very addicted to Big Brother. I spend vast amounts of my jobless days staring at the webcam and wishing that I was in that household, even though they do mainly annoy the hell out of me, and I think I'd probably go completely mental there within the first week.

I just like the idea, you know?

Anyway, I know most people who ever look at my webpages are American & so this will be of entirely no relevance to you whatsoever, but, for the English people out there, please tell me..

What is so bad about Nick? I mean, really? He's a nice guy! Sure, he comes across as being all deviant and scheming and weasley, but when you watch him for as long as I have (&, believe me, I've been watching a lot), you'll see that really he is just a shy, misunderstood man who doesn't work well in groups, and is very insecure.. And that's why he comes across as a complete slimeball & acts like he does & everything. Really. Why are you looking at me like that?!

I have yet to find anyone who agrees with me on this theory. My friends claim I am deluding myself purely on the basis that he looks almost exactly like a Love of My Life (I say 'a' Love of My Life, because there are several!!), even though I'm sure this particular Love of My Life didn't have quite such evil looking eyes.

I don't know what they're talking about.. Hmm.. I'm going to watch the webcam some more..

Tuesday, August 8, 2000 04:24 p.m.


I can't seem to keep away from the internet. It is not through lack of trying. I am just so goddamn BORED at the moment and need something to occupy my time. Unemployment is a very tedious thing, you know - not that I am Officially Unemployed, I'm just waiting for the wonderful temp agency to Summon me and then I will have some work.

In the mean time, I am rather stuck in this void between existences and I need some entertainment, because being at home alllll the time is making me quite insane.

Soo.. I thought I'd create a Pitas and pester you all again. You're such lucky people, you know that?!! Especially because having a webloggy thing means you can get your daily fix of me, and you don't have to read a really Long and Self-Indulgent journal entry from it. You can just read a Short and Self-Indulgent pitas thing instead. Wow..

I know not everybody wants a daily fix of me. God knows, I'd avoid it if I could. But you'd be surprised how many people were sad to see my journal go, and, well, it kind of made me feel loved and special and aww..

Soo.. I'm BAAACCKKKK.....!!! You can all run away screaming now!

Do you like the title, by the way? It is a line from one of my favourite Simpsons episodes. I like funny titles. Besides, I've had that sentence in my head all day, and writing it down like that helped to get rid of it.

I'm odd. I know. I've also just drank a lot of instant cappucino, so I'm feeling rather hyper.

Instant cappucino is good. Remember that, won't you?

Tuesday, August 8, 2000 03:53 p.m.
Email me if you are so inclined, and I will reply and sing your praises from the rooftops. Or something like that.

Song in My Head at the Moment
Why Didn't You Call Me? - Macy Gray.

Last Thing I Ate
Brioche & jam.. very sophisticated, isn't it?!

Nonsense Thought Floating About My Brain
I'm just really really upset about Professor Dumbledore..!!

Currently Reading
Bridget Jones, L'Age de Raison - Helen Fielding
Yes, I'm reading it in French. Because I'm just, like, so cultured, you know?!!!
And I'm feeling rather
The current mood of rowan@braindead.co.uk at www.imood.com
today, I'll have you know!