I have not got dressed at all today. And yes, I am proud of this.
Saturday, March 24, 2001 11:12 p.m.

I have the weirdest subconscious out of anybody I know. To prove this, here is my lovely new dream journal where I will keep a record of them so that you can be as confused as I am by what my brain comes up with. There's only one dream and a dream fragment there at the moment but I will update as often as I can, okay? OKAY?!!
Saturday, March 24, 2001 07:42 p.m.

Mmm.. Men who row.. Mmm.. There is nothing sexier than men who row, especially men who are in a race. I wish it was sooner 'til the Olympics.. Mmm.. Matthew Pinsent..
Saturday, March 24, 2001 07:12 p.m.

I am strangely happy that this album will be out on Monday! Oh dear oh dear oh dear..!
Mmm.. Noel...
I am so glad that most of you people reading this are not from England & hence will have no idea what I'm talking about..!! :o)
Saturday, March 24, 2001 07:04 p.m.

I ain't happy
I'm feeling glad
I've got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless but not for long
The future is coming on
I love Gorillaz! Especially ones that can sing!! (They also have the coolest website ever ever too, but you need Shockwave to view it, I think)
Saturday, March 24, 2001 06:51 p.m.

Isn't it funny the way that people with hats can look completely different when they're not wearing hats? It is very misleading indeed. Especially when they're trying to get you to stop & talk to them in the street because they want you to sign up for something (actually, it was a charity donation so it was good, really) and you only stop because they look damn cute in their hat & talking to them makes you late for work? And then you see them the next day & they're not wearing a hat & they just look horrid?!
That is the end of my pointless meandering. Thank you for your time. Exits are to the front, rear and sides of the vehicle.
Friday, March 23, 2001 07:35 p.m.

Why don't all the people who visit my site send me email? :o( It makes me very sad you know. Sometimes I cry about it! Really! I do! I see you there thinking you can stalk me and get away with it and then not send me email and it's just not nice. So email me and let me know you've been here! Or you can just fill out the nice box on the side which I have kindly put there for your use! Yay! :o)
Friday, March 23, 2001 07:32 p.m.

Mmm.. cornflake yoghurts..
Thursday, March 22, 2001 07:14 p.m.

Hello world! I am typing this with my eyes closed.. Aren't i clever?! (And bored!)
P.S. I have a different and new AIM name now. If you want it, send me mail, hokay?!
P.P.S. Today I sent a cheque for £100 through the post to Phil but I forgot to put a stamp on the envelope! Oh no! So if you find a cheque for £100 addressed to Phil floating about somewhere amongst your bills then please send it back to me! Thank you! :o) Hee hee!
Thursday, March 22, 2001 07:10 p.m.

Dear God/Mother Nature/Whoever Controls the Weather
Please take away the snow NOW. If you want it to snow please make it snow at Christmas because that would be cool and I have NEVER EVER EVER had a white Christmas. Never in my whole 21 years on this planet. But please don't make it during the spring. It is just horrid.
Thank you!
Rowan whose hands will soon drop off if this freezing weather continues
Wednesday, March 21, 2001 09:19 p.m.

New journal entry.
I have come to the conclusion that the person who stole my Monday is most probably the same person who has recently stolen my hairbrush. Hmm..
Tuesday, March 20, 2001 08:35 p.m.

Nope. Braindead. Can't even remember what I was gonna write here now. Oh dear oh dear oh dear...!
Tuesday, March 20, 2001 07:36 p.m.

I seem to have entirely lost yesterday. I have no idea where it went.. it's just kind of vanished from my mind. Someone must have stolen it. I'm sure I had a Monday somewhere... Aaargh..!! The only recollection I have of the whole day is talking to someone who may have been Hannah on ICQ & then I've written a long entry in my paper journal which I absolutely do not remember writing so I must have had a Monday. I just don't remember anything else about it.
I think I'm going senile.
Tuesday, March 20, 2001 07:32 p.m.

I put those daffodils up there on the right in an attempt to make this site look springlike. But, actually, I think it just looks rather stupid now! Ah well... I can't be arsed to change it. I wish we had real daffodils about at the moment instead of snow and pink sky. Actually, the pink sky is good, just not the snow. Actually, what the hell am I talking about? I'm going to go watch Human Traffic now because Natalia told me to. Goodnight! :o)
Sunday, March 18, 2001 10:21 p.m.

There is a man with a cheese grater inside my throat grating at the sides. Or so it feels. Please send Strepsils! Also, if you know the whereabouts of a Mr James Collins, please send him too! Because the irritating bastard has not replied to my email yet and I am very upset and also quite annoyed and I want to kick his arse. Thank you.
(Also, hi people I spoke to today! Especially Jorrit because I have never spoken to him before! Also, go visit his new site here and be jealous of his fantastic web designing skills!)
Sunday, March 18, 2001 10:15 p.m.

Barry White is GOD.
Also, I need a life. Wouldn't it be good if you could just buy lives in shops? Complete with house, job, family, everything. And then you could take it back for a refund if you grew tired of it & wanted another, and you didn't have to go through this stress of trying to achieve things for yourself. It is so tiring, you know?
Also, why is life so much better in my imagination than it is in real life? Hmm..
Saturday, March 17, 2001 07:15 p.m.

A new kind-of entry
Saturday, March 17, 2001 01:14 p.m.

Yay! (But that doesn't let you off the hook if you're in the UK & you haven't donated any money. There is still time, you know? Do you hear me?!)
Also, Yay!
Saturday, March 17, 2001 11:08 a.m.

My site is done. I have spent my entire day off getting this finished, so it had better be alright. No complaining if it looks absolute shite, okay?!
Friday, March 16, 2001 05:15 p.m.

Oh God. My Mum is yodelling.
Friday, March 16, 2001 12:01 p.m.

Are you talking about me by any chance, Joanne?! :o)
Thursday, March 15, 2001 02:26 p.m.

I wish the vending machine did alcohol.
Thursday, March 15, 2001 02:23 p.m.

I have just bought a new mobile phone. This is a good thing. I am going to get a Bob the Builder ringtone. Yay!
Thursday, March 15, 2001 02:20 p.m.

Ho hum.. Nothing to do.. nothing to do.. Even the novelty of the free drink vending machine has worn off now I've tried everything there is to try and realised that even the vegetable soup and the coffee taste worryingly similar.. Want home now. Sob.
I am still having big problems accessing my email and also now I'm having problems with FTP - i.e. I can't take my site down or start putting the new one up.. Aaargh... Sob. Why is nothing ever straightforward?!
Thursday, March 15, 2001 02:17 p.m.

I am currently making name badges, which is just as fun as it sounds, you know?!
P.S. My site will been down for big refurbishment & changes as from this evening, so don't worry if you go there and it's blank. 'Tis merely a temporary thing, ha ha haaa...
P.P.S. I think I'll have a cup of hot chocolate now from the FREE VENDING MACHINE! Mmm.. hot chocolate.. mmm.. free vending machine..
P.P.P.S. My boss (temporary boss) is swearing really really really loudly on the phone. I have never known a big big boss who swears so much. It's quite cool. When I'm a big big boss, I'm gonna swear a lot too! Wow...
Wednesday, March 14, 2001 03:02 p.m.

In this office there is a great big open freezer cabinet, like the kind you get in restaurants, with a computer inside it and a big padlock on the door. I have yet to work out what it's for, though I do suspect that this company is, in fact, some subsiduary of Star Trek or something.. Hmm..
Wednesday, March 14, 2001 02:59 p.m.

Good things about the place I am temping at today:-
1. As you can see, I have internet access! Yay! Except I'm not really sure if I'm meant to!
2. (and this is the best thing) They have a FREE DRINKS VENDING MACHINE!!! That does cappucino and tomato soup and all kinds of marvellous things.. Wow..
It doesn't really take much to make me happy, you know?!
Wednesday, March 14, 2001 12:11 p.m.

Have you seen the wonder that is Carwash on my current webcam picture? He is a cool hamster. I wish he was a Big Mutant Hamster and could walk around the house like a cat or a dog without me being afraid that I was gonna tread on him or he was gonna get lost among the floorboards.
Monday, March 12, 2001 08:29 p.m.

(I was just kidding about that me being great thing below, by the way. Please don't panic!)
My email is still refusing to work so if you have sent me email in the past couple of days you'll have to wait a bit longer for me to reply or to send you passwords or whatever the hell you want. Sorry! :o)
Monday, March 12, 2001 08:24 p.m.

I saw Him again today(Him as in Ryan, the bad Him, not Him as in James, the good Him, or Him as in Jesus because some people call him Him, don't they?) (doesn't the word Him look very strange when it's written so many times? Hmm.. I don't know what on earth I'm talking about..)
Anyway, in testament to my psychic abilities (because I'm sure I have some, you know!) I was walking past this restaurant I'd never seen before, this posh South East Asian food restaurant, and I just knew straight away that that was where Ryan was working. I just knew it. So I looked in the window and, surprise surprise, there he was - the idiot in the chef's hat, staring at my through the window like he'd just known that I was gonna be walking past too. I am so psychic.
Actually, I am just so great full stop, you know? Worship me.
Monday, March 12, 2001 08:15 p.m.

Watching: Celebrity Big Brother
Listening: Lost Songs 1995-1998 - David Gray
Reading: Lessons for a Sunday Father - Claire Calman
Feeling:

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Thank you Wizard of Draws for the sleepy cat image!